The Fish Are Everywhere

It seems like everywhere I go these days, I see fish. I was going through the drive thru last week on my way to school and lo and behold, there before me was a prime specimen.

I was searching for a likeness of him on the web and this was pretty close...

While I was there, I also came across this little gem - I think they are brothers. One for you and one for Sheree...

Happy fishing!

I think this was Michael Vick's personal guard while in prison.





This is the rest of his photo. Are you excited yet





Here's Zombie boy and his first love. He ate her and is looking for a new meal, I mean girlfriend.






I think I found his real picture on the web.

Scientific Theory Proven!

I guess we are seeing Darwin's theory of natural selection in action here. With pictures like this, I don't think they have a chance in hell of getting a woman and producing offspring.

I think it Jesus again -
wait, now I know how his impression turned up on a dog's ass.


Karen, I am your future...


It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people.
They're making our food out of people.
Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food.
You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!


I know what he's thinking...

Suprise, Suprise, Suprise

Todays catch is a random sampling. No theme, just straight up "I can't believe you think you can get a woman with this pic."

Even my dog doesn't respond when I fuck it.

Ummm...no thanks...I'll do my own make up thank you!

Okay, when you said you like to cook I was thinking steak...not people.

Gee...let me guess what you look like when you jack off.

The Many Faces of Tony Montana...aka "Scarface"

What a beautiful weekend it was as I was blessed with a visit from my sisters Chris and Lynn. Although almost every moment was filled with shopping, cooking, cleaning, bartending, waitressing, moving the cake tent 50 times, posing for pictures, etc...We did find time to enjoy some special moments together. A scavenger hunt for a Romanburger from Mr. Heros, Lynn and I sneaking cigarettes like we were 13, and Chris and I had the pleasure of going on a little fishing trip to New Jersey. You may not know this but New Jersey is known as the "Guido State". We had to resort to using meatballs for bait. Hey Yo...let's check out the ole' fishing basket...

Yes they do!!!

Sex change??? Let me do it!


I think that's the General Lee shooting the gap!
YeeeeHawwww!

OMG! Our ship just got hit by a title wave and we are going belly up!
And by the way, I forgot to edit out my former girlfriends toe before I posted this picture.

I think he's the 8th, and lesser know dwarf, Dumbshit.

FISH STINK!

Reasons I Dislike Fish:

They smell

They taste awful

They are slimey

They inhale their food

They don't mind living in their own shit

Here are five more...

Familiar with Mad TV?

This is what Stewart would look like grown up.

Look what I can do!

I'm thinking he likes beer and pork fat.

A fat, hippie, Bambi killer...nice

You could drive a car through the space between his front teeth.

Bruno!